it's peanut butter jelly time

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

poorhornycat:


sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

djolteon:

puberty treats some of us better than others…

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

Finland has the most heavy metal bands per capita in the world. While Sweden and Norway have only 27 heavy metal bands per 100.000 inhabitants, Finland boasts double as much, 54 bands per 100.000.

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The Family Guy franchise is worth $2 billion.

Over time, kissing lowers your levels of stress hormone cortisol, making you feel safe and secure.

Tobacco is projected to kill 1 billion people in the next century.

Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

Experiencing sexual arousal from biting or being bitten is called odaxelagnia.

Switzerland is one of the most prepared countries for a nuclear attack.

The role of Captain Jack Sparrow was initially offered to Jim Carrey but he turned it down for Bruce Almighty.

The richest woman in Germany met her future husband while she was working in an apprenticeship at BMW (which she owned 12.5 percent of) under a fake name. He had no idea who she actually was until they were sure about their relationship.

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They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

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fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I can literally imagine the StarKids doing this

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